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Corrine has been contributing quite a bit of good material to this site. So I asked her if I could post her email address for my readers wishing to contact her. She said, “Sure, use the one I gave you.”
So here it is.
Noway@nohow.com
I can’t get it to work, but it’s probably just me.
UPDATE: Sweet has just let me know that her email address is exactly the same as Corrine’s. So be warned if you use it, the email might go to both of them.
Corrine wins hands down. Hallmark never had a chance.
Show them Corrine.
Are you sick of all those sissy “friendship” poems that always sound like Hallmark cards, and never come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that really speak to true friendship:
1. When you are sad – I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue – I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile – I will know you’ve finally had sex.
4. When you are scared – I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and tell you to quit whining.
6. When you are confused – I will use little words.
7. When you are sick – stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don’t want whatever you have.
8. When you fall – I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath …
I pledge it till the end.
Why, you ask?
Because you are my friend.
Remember:
A good friend will help you move.
A really good friend will help you move a body.
Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.
Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of two, and one of them isn’t speaking to you anyway.
Corrine has been contributing quite a bit of good material to this site. So I asked her if I could post her email address for my readers wishing to contact her. She said, “Sure, use the one I gave you.”
So here it is.
Noway@nohow.com
I can’t get it to work, but it’s probably just me.
UPDATE: Sweet has just let me know that her email address is exactly the same as Corrine’s. So be warned if you use it, the email might go to both of them.
Corrine wins hands down. Hallmark never had a chance.
Show them Corrine.
Are you sick of all those sissy “friendship” poems that always sound like Hallmark cards, and never come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that really speak to true friendship:
1. When you are sad – I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue – I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile – I will know you’ve finally had sex.
4. When you are scared – I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and tell you to quit whining.
6. When you are confused – I will use little words.
7. When you are sick – stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don’t want whatever you have.
8. When you fall – I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath …
I pledge it till the end.
Why, you ask?
Because you are my friend.
Remember:
A good friend will help you move.
A really good friend will help you move a body.
Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.
Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of two, and one of them isn’t speaking to you anyway.
Corrine has been contributing quite a bit of good material to this site. So I asked her if I could post her email address for my readers wishing to contact her. She said, “Sure, use the one I gave you.”
So here it is.
Noway@nohow.com
I can’t get it to work, but it’s probably just me.
UPDATE: Sweet has just let me know that her email address is exactly the same as Corrine’s. So be warned if you use it, the email might go to both of them.
Corrine wins hands down. Hallmark never had a chance.
Show them Corrine.
Are you sick of all those sissy “friendship” poems that always sound like Hallmark cards, and never come close to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that really speak to true friendship:
1. When you are sad – I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue – I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile – I will know you’ve finally had sex.
4. When you are scared – I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and tell you to quit whining.
6. When you are confused – I will use little words.
7. When you are sick – stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don’t want whatever you have.
8. When you fall – I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath …
I pledge it till the end.
Why, you ask?
Because you are my friend.
Remember:
A good friend will help you move.
A really good friend will help you move a body.
Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.
Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of two, and one of them isn’t speaking to you anyway.
Corrine hit me with these great points and observances on life as we know it. And we thought we should share theme with you. Here is the list straight from Corrine.
Points to ponder….
Number 10 – Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9 – Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8 – Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7 – Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.
Number 6 – Some people are like a Slinky … not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5 – Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4 – All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3 – Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut saves you 30 cents?
Number 2 – In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006: We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven’t got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration
Corrine hit me with these great points and observances on life as we know it. And we thought we should share theme with you. Here is the list straight from Corrine.
Points to ponder….
Number 10 – Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9 – Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8 – Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7 – Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.
Number 6 – Some people are like a Slinky … not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5 – Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4 – All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3 – Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut saves you 30 cents?
Number 2 – In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006: We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven’t got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration
Corrine hit me with these great points and observances on life as we know it. And we thought we should share theme with you. Here is the list straight from Corrine.
Points to ponder….
Number 10 – Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9 – Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8 – Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7 – Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.
Number 6 – Some people are like a Slinky … not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5 – Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4 – All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3 – Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut saves you 30 cents?
Number 2 – In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006: We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven’t got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration
Corrine hit me with these great points and observances on life as we know it. And we thought we should share theme with you. Here is the list straight from Corrine.
Points to ponder….
Number 10 – Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9 – Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8 – Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7 – Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.
Number 6 – Some people are like a Slinky … not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5 – Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4 – All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3 – Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut saves you 30 cents?
Number 2 – In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006: We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven’t got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration
Corrine hit me with these great points and observances on life as we know it. And we thought we should share theme with you. Here is the list straight from Corrine.
Points to ponder….
Number 10 – Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9 – Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8 – Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7 – Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.
Number 6 – Some people are like a Slinky … not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5 – Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4 – All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3 – Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut saves you 30 cents?
Number 2 – In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006: We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven’t got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration
Corrine hit me with these great points and observances on life as we know it. And we thought we should share theme with you. Here is the list straight from Corrine.
Points to ponder….
Number 10 – Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9 – Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8 – Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7 – Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.
Number 6 – Some people are like a Slinky … not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5 – Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4 – All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3 – Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut saves you 30 cents?
Number 2 – In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006: We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven’t got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration
Corrine hit me with these great points and observances on life as we know it. And we thought we should share theme with you. Here is the list straight from Corrine.
Points to ponder….
Number 10 – Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9 – Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8 – Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7 – Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.
Number 6 – Some people are like a Slinky … not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5 – Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4 – All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3 – Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut saves you 30 cents?
Number 2 – In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006: We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven’t got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration
Corrine hit me with these great points and observances on life as we know it. And we thought we should share theme with you. Here is the list straight from Corrine.
Points to ponder….
Number 10 – Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9 – Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8 – Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7 – Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.
Number 6 – Some people are like a Slinky … not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5 – Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4 – All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3 – Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut saves you 30 cents?
Number 2 – In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006: We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven’t got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration
Corrine hit me with these great points and observances on life as we know it. And we thought we should share theme with you. Here is the list straight from Corrine.
Points to ponder….
Number 10 – Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9 – Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8 – Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7 – Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.
Number 6 – Some people are like a Slinky … not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5 – Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4 – All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3 – Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut saves you 30 cents?
Number 2 – In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006: We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven’t got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration
Corrine hit me with these great points and observances on life as we know it. And we thought we should share theme with you. Here is the list straight from Corrine.
Points to ponder….
Number 10 – Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9 – Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8 – Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7 – Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.
Number 6 – Some people are like a Slinky … not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5 – Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4 – All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3 – Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut saves you 30 cents?
Number 2 – In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006: We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven’t got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration
Corrine hit me with these great points and observances on life as we know it. And we thought we should share theme with you. Here is the list straight from Corrine.
Points to ponder….
Number 10 – Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9 – Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8 – Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7 – Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.
Number 6 – Some people are like a Slinky … not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5 – Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4 – All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3 – Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200 and a substantial tax cut saves you 30 cents?
Number 2 – In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006: We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven’t got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration
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