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Joe loves Chick-Fil-A.
So here is a free sandwich and a coke from there.
From Corrine.
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MY NEXT LIFE
I want to live my next life backwards :
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you’re too young to work.
You get ready for High School : drink alcohol, party, and you’re generally promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and then…
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in Spa-like conditions – central heating, room service on tap, and then…
You finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.
From Irene.
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My son often leaves yellow sticky messages for me on my computer monitor, things like “I need pencils” or “PTA wants money”…
All manner of semi-important things I generally need reminding of get posted this way.
It works. I usually take care of the message right away, or by days end if at all possible.
One day I went to the computer and found a yellow Post-it with the following note;
“My Dixie wrecked.”
I read it a few times but whatever it meant refused to sink in. I tried putting it out of my mind but it kept coming back.
My Dixie wrecked, my dixie wrecked…
Weird how that puzzling note refused to leave my awareness…
It would go quietly to the back of my mind and play over and over but never would it leave.
I’d bring it to the front of my attention and review it closely;
My Dixie wrecked…
Hmmm…
I got up for coffee and muttered to myself; “My Dixie wrecked”
I wonder what that means?
I even said it out loud a few times; “My Dixie wrecked! What’s the meaning of that?”
I even asked my Mom; I said to her; “My Dixie wrecked. What does that mean?”
I’d change the accents; my-dixie-Wrecked. My-dixie-wrecked. My-Dixie- wrecked.
It was driving me nuts.
My son finally got home from school and I blurted out…
“My Dick’s Erect! What the hell does that mean?”
My son is such a creep.
Sometimes I think he’s even better than me.
Joe loves Chick-Fil-A.
So here is a free sandwich and a coke from there.
From Corrine.
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MY NEXT LIFE
I want to live my next life backwards :
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you’re too young to work.
You get ready for High School : drink alcohol, party, and you’re generally promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and then…
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in Spa-like conditions – central heating, room service on tap, and then…
You finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.
From Irene.
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My son often leaves yellow sticky messages for me on my computer monitor, things like “I need pencils” or “PTA wants money”…
All manner of semi-important things I generally need reminding of get posted this way.
It works. I usually take care of the message right away, or by days end if at all possible.
One day I went to the computer and found a yellow Post-it with the following note;
“My Dixie wrecked.”
I read it a few times but whatever it meant refused to sink in. I tried putting it out of my mind but it kept coming back.
My Dixie wrecked, my dixie wrecked…
Weird how that puzzling note refused to leave my awareness…
It would go quietly to the back of my mind and play over and over but never would it leave.
I’d bring it to the front of my attention and review it closely;
My Dixie wrecked…
Hmmm…
I got up for coffee and muttered to myself; “My Dixie wrecked”
I wonder what that means?
I even said it out loud a few times; “My Dixie wrecked! What’s the meaning of that?”
I even asked my Mom; I said to her; “My Dixie wrecked. What does that mean?”
I’d change the accents; my-dixie-Wrecked. My-dixie-wrecked. My-Dixie- wrecked.
It was driving me nuts.
My son finally got home from school and I blurted out…
“My Dick’s Erect! What the hell does that mean?”
My son is such a creep.
Sometimes I think he’s even better than me.
From Sweet.
I love Zero candy bars, but they are hard to find in my area.
Put some around me and you’ll have ‘zero’ candy bars!
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What is your favorite candy bar?
Mine is the “ZERO”
I love the name Zero…
It is a fascinating bar, advertized as “Caramel, Peanut and Almond Nougat covered with White Fudge.”
However, that really does not describe it appropriately.
The nougat is malted and there are peanuts and almonds and maybe a soy nut or two. Nevertheless, the malted part is my favorite part.
The Zero has been around since the 1920’s and is meant to be kept cold in the freezer and eaten at “zero” degrees.
The Zero bar is delicious no matter how you like to eat it … Zero Candy Bars~
xoxoxoxo
Remember, a journey of a thousand miles begins with Ed saying, “I know a shortcut.” - Tramp
Ed is Geno’s cousin.
And no matter what Ed says, he does NOT know a shortcut!
From Carrie.
Now there is a first class jet!
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Several months ago I sent out an email to all of you from a friend of mine who works for US Airways showing their concept drawings of the Pittsburgh Steeler’s team jet. Well, the time has come, and they have received the aircraft just in time for the start of the season.
Enjoy!
.
Todd E. Cutsuries
Quality Engineer
All-Clad Metalcrafters, LLC
724.743-6825 Voice
724.554.1097 Mobile
724.746.5891 Fax
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The Steelers are not the only ones who have their own plane.
Green Bay has it’s Pack Air.
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And New Orleans has it’s air transport.
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From Sweet.
I love Zero candy bars, but they are hard to find in my area.
Put some around me and you’ll have ‘zero’ candy bars!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
What is your favorite candy bar?
Mine is the “ZERO”
I love the name Zero…
It is a fascinating bar, advertized as “Caramel, Peanut and Almond Nougat covered with White Fudge.”
However, that really does not describe it appropriately.
The nougat is malted and there are peanuts and almonds and maybe a soy nut or two. Nevertheless, the malted part is my favorite part.
The Zero has been around since the 1920’s and is meant to be kept cold in the freezer and eaten at “zero” degrees.
The Zero bar is delicious no matter how you like to eat it … Zero Candy Bars~
xoxoxoxo
Remember, a journey of a thousand miles begins with Ed saying, “I know a shortcut.” - Tramp
Ed is Geno’s cousin.
And no matter what Ed says, he does NOT know a shortcut!
This one just has to run again!
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From Carrie.
Now there is a first class jet!
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Several months ago I sent out an email to all of you from a friend of mine who works for US Airways showing their concept drawings of the Pittsburgh Steeler’s team jet. Well, the time has come, and they have received the aircraft just in time for the start of the season.
Enjoy!
.
Todd E. Cutsuries
Quality Engineer
All-Clad Metalcrafters, LLC
724.743-6825 Voice
724.554.1097 Mobile
724.746.5891 Fax
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The Steelers are not the only ones who have their own plane.
Green Bay has it’s Pack Air.
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And New Orleans has it’s air transport.
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How about some free concerts this holiday weekend?
I’m talking Foghat, The Clarks, Bad Company, and Povertyneck Hillbillies.
And they are all free, courtesy of the greatest football team ever!
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STEELERS
THE COORS LIGHT KICKOFF & RIB FESTIVAL – HEINZ FIELD
Thursday August 30th: 12pm – 12am
* Free concert by FOGHAT (7:30pm)
* Open For Lunch
* Steelers Experience 4pm – 8pm (Seat Upgrades available through ticketmaster.com or by calling 412-323-1919 and on the night of the show.)
Friday August 31st: 12pm-12am
* Open For Lunch
* Steelers Experience 3pm – 8pm
* Coca-Cola Great Hall Open Free – Steelers Memorabilia & Hall of Fame Lockers.
* Free Concerts: * The Clarks (There will be no seat upgrades available for this show) 7:30pm Start with special guests Alternate Routes
Saturday September 1st: 12pm – 12am
* Charge for tickets to enter the stadium.
Festival Grounds are open free to the public before, during and after the game
* Regular Pitt Gameday activities.
* Pitt vs. Eastern Michigan
Sunday September 2nd: 9:30am – 12am
* 9:30am: * The 19th Annual Gatorade Steelers 5K Race,
Fitness Walk and Kids Kickoff Run
Steelers Alum L.C. Greenwood will chair –
Event Benefits the Art Rooney Scholarship Fund –
Free Parking for 5K –
For More Information call 412-697-7713 or visit Steelers.com
* 12pm & 3pm: Iron City Promotions Exhibition Boxing
* 12:30pm & 3:30pm: Marvel Super Heroes on the Coca-Cola Great Hall Stage
12:30pm: XMEN Stage Show
3:30pm: Spiderman Stage Show
* Kids Activities throughout the day:
* Steelers Experience 11am – 8pm
* Coca-Cola Great Hall Open Free -
Steelers Memorabilia & Hall of Fame
* FREE CONCERT * Free Concert: Bad Company with Brian Howe 7:30pm start (Seat Upgrades available through ticketmaster.com or by calling 412-323-1919 and on the night of the show.)
Monday September 3rd: 12pm – 7pm
* Kids Activities throughout day
* Meet The Steelers Mascot
* Meet Former Steelers Players
* 12pm & 3pm: Iron City Promotions Exhibition Boxing
* Coca-Cola Great Hall Open Free – Steelers Memorabilia & Hall of Fame Lockers
* Steelers Experience 12pm – 7pm
* FREE CONCERT 2pm Povertyneck Hillbillies Jack Ingram (Seat Upgrades available through ticketmaster.com or by calling 412-323-1919 and on the night of the show.)
SPONSORS: WDVE, KDKA, Froggy, Big Machine Records, Kingsford, US Army, TUMS, Coca-Cola, Cricket, Hilton
This one just has to run again!
.
.
How about some free concerts this holiday weekend?
I’m talking Foghat, The Clarks, Bad Company, and Povertyneck Hillbillies.
And they are all free, courtesy of the greatest football team ever!
************************************
STEELERS
THE COORS LIGHT KICKOFF & RIB FESTIVAL – HEINZ FIELD
Thursday August 30th: 12pm – 12am
* Free concert by FOGHAT (7:30pm)
* Open For Lunch
* Steelers Experience 4pm – 8pm (Seat Upgrades available through ticketmaster.com or by calling 412-323-1919 and on the night of the show.)
Friday August 31st: 12pm-12am
* Open For Lunch
* Steelers Experience 3pm – 8pm
* Coca-Cola Great Hall Open Free – Steelers Memorabilia & Hall of Fame Lockers.
* Free Concerts: * The Clarks (There will be no seat upgrades available for this show) 7:30pm Start with special guests Alternate Routes
Saturday September 1st: 12pm – 12am
* Charge for tickets to enter the stadium.
Festival Grounds are open free to the public before, during and after the game
* Regular Pitt Gameday activities.
* Pitt vs. Eastern Michigan
Sunday September 2nd: 9:30am – 12am
* 9:30am: * The 19th Annual Gatorade Steelers 5K Race,
Fitness Walk and Kids Kickoff Run
Steelers Alum L.C. Greenwood will chair –
Event Benefits the Art Rooney Scholarship Fund –
Free Parking for 5K –
For More Information call 412-697-7713 or visit Steelers.com
* 12pm & 3pm: Iron City Promotions Exhibition Boxing
* 12:30pm & 3:30pm: Marvel Super Heroes on the Coca-Cola Great Hall Stage
12:30pm: XMEN Stage Show
3:30pm: Spiderman Stage Show
* Kids Activities throughout the day:
* Steelers Experience 11am – 8pm
* Coca-Cola Great Hall Open Free -
Steelers Memorabilia & Hall of Fame
* FREE CONCERT * Free Concert: Bad Company with Brian Howe 7:30pm start (Seat Upgrades available through ticketmaster.com or by calling 412-323-1919 and on the night of the show.)
Monday September 3rd: 12pm – 7pm
* Kids Activities throughout day
* Meet The Steelers Mascot
* Meet Former Steelers Players
* 12pm & 3pm: Iron City Promotions Exhibition Boxing
* Coca-Cola Great Hall Open Free – Steelers Memorabilia & Hall of Fame Lockers
* Steelers Experience 12pm – 7pm
* FREE CONCERT 2pm Povertyneck Hillbillies Jack Ingram (Seat Upgrades available through ticketmaster.com or by calling 412-323-1919 and on the night of the show.)
SPONSORS: WDVE, KDKA, Froggy, Big Machine Records, Kingsford, US Army, TUMS, Coca-Cola, Cricket, Hilton
From Corrine.
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My mail carrier told me that the US Postal service sent out a message to all letter carriers to put a sheet of Bounce in their uniform pockets to keep yellow-jackets away.
Use them all the time when playing baseball and soccer. I use it when I am working outside. It really works. The insects just veer around you.
All this time you’ve just been putting Bounce in the dryer!
1. It will chase ants away when you lay a sheet near them. It also repels mice.
2. Spread sheets around foundation areas, or in trailers, or cars that are sitting and it keeps mice from entering your vehicle.
3. It takes the odor out of books and photo albums that don’t get opened too often.
4. It repels mosquitoes. Tie a sheet of Bounce through a belt loop when outdoors during mosquito season.
5. Eliminate static electricity from your television (or computer) screen.
6. Since Bounce is designed to help eliminate static cling, wipe your television screen with a used sheet of Bounce to keep dust from resettling.
7. Dissolve soap scum from shower doors. Clean with a sheet of Bounce.
8. To freshen the air in your home – Place an individual sheet of Bounce in a drawer or hang in the closet.
9. Put Bounce sheet in vacuum cleaner.
10. Prevent thread from tangling. Run a threaded needle through a sheet of Bounce before beginning to sew.
11. Prevent musty suitcases. Place an individual sheet of Bounce inside empty luggage before storing.
12. To freshen the air in your car – Place a sheet of Bounce under the front seat.
13. Clean baked-on foods from a cooking pan. Put a sheet in a pan, fill with water, let sit overnight, and sponge clean. The anti-static agent apparently weakens the bond between the food and the pan.
14. Eliminate odors in wastebaskets. Place a sheet of Bounce at the bottom of the wastebasket.
15. Collect cat hair. Rubbing the area with a sheet of Bounce will magnetically attract all the lose hairs.
16. Eliminate static electricity from Venetian blinds. Wipe the blinds with a sheet of Bounce to prevent dust from resettling.
17. Wipe up sawdust from drilling or sand papering. A used sheet of Bounce will collect sawdust like a tack cloth.
18. Eliminate odors in dirty laundry. Place an individual sheet of Bounce at the bottom of a laundry bag or hamper.
19. Deodorize shoes or sneakers. Place a sheet of Bounce in your shoes or sneakers overnight.
20. Golfers put a Bounce sheet in their back pocket to keep the bees away.
21. Put a Bounce sheet in your sleeping bag and tent before folding and storing them. It will keep them smelling fresh.
22. Wet a Bounce sheet, hose down your car, and wipe lovebugs off easily with the wet Bounce.
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