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From Corrine.
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One day, about a month ago, the President was looking for a little extramarital action.
He found a nice local lounge that the Riverbank crew occasionally visits and went in to check out the situation.
He went up to Corrine and he said, “I am the President of the United States … How much would it cost me to spend some time with you?
Corrine replied, “If you are looking for a little action, why don’t you just go fuck yourself?”
So he went over to Carrie and he posed the same question.
Carrie replied, “No thanks, you’ve already screwed me plenty of times.”
He then asked Sweet the same question.
Sweet replied, “Mr. President, if you can raise my skirt as high as my taxes… get my panties as low as my wages… get that thing of yours as hard as the times… keep it as high as the gas prices… keep me warmer than my house… and. screw me in private the way you do in public, then believe me Mr. President, it isn’t going to cost you a cent.”

















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