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It sucks. That is all.
Man busted twice within hours on marijuana charges (AP) HIGHLAND HILLS, Ohio – A public employee in a Cleveland suburb was arrested on a marijuana possession charge and, hours later, on charges of smoking pot while driving a village truck. Donald Brown, 34, of Highland Hills was charged Tuesday with driving under the influence when he was arrested the second time. Earlier, he was held on a possession charge when officers smelled marijuana outside his apartment. According to the police report, Brown told officers he was fine to drive because he had “only smoked a roach” — the remnant of a marijuana cigarette. But officers said Brown failed a field sobriety test. A Highland Hills spokesman said any disciplinary action must await the outcome in court. Brown’s attorney, Beverly Briggs, said Thursday she had just gotten the case and couldn’t comment.
“I taught sex education in the South Bronx, and as a sixth grade teacher I was told to answer all their sex questions. One kid asked, ‘Is there any part of the woman’s body known as the Volvo?’ Which I thought was a good question. I said, ‘Only on Swedish women.’” — Dennis Wolfberg
A Happy New Year’s wish goes out to everyone from the entire crew at the Riverbank. All of us hope that this year is one of your happiest and most prosperous years ever. Make the most of it and be thankful for everything it provides you with, especially all of your good friends who help keep it happy.
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