Tenn. couple accused of assault using Cheetos
SHELBYVILLE, Tenn. – Authorities said a couple got into a fight using Cheetos. The Bedford County Sheriff’s Department said a 40-year-old man and 44-year-old woman became involved in a ‘verbal altercation.’ Somehow, the orange puffy snacks were used in the assault.
Deputies said they were charged with domestic assault. No one was hurt.
According to the Shelbyville Times-Gazette, both posted bond of $2,500.
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Information from: Shelbyville Times-Gazette

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July 9, 2009 at 8:31 pm
southerngirl
“no one was hurt”
HTF can someone be hurt by a cheeto?
especially a puffy one?!?
July 13, 2009 at 12:31 pm
Tramp
It depends on where you shove it!
July 13, 2009 at 8:52 pm
carrie
“up yours” has a HOLE new meaning,