Now There’s A Big Guy

Corrine found herself a big old gator. And I mean big!

Date: Sun, 21 May 2006

This alligator was found between Athens and Palestine, Texas near a house.

Game wardens were forced to shoot the alligator – guess he wouldn’t cooperate…

Anita and Charlie Rogers could hear the bellowing in the night.
Their neighbors had been telling them that they had seen a mammoth alligator in the waterway that runs behind their house, but they dismissed the stories as exaggerations.

“I didn’t believe it,” Charles Rogers said.

Friday they realized the stories were, if anything, understated!

Texas Parks and Wildlife game wardens had to shoot the beast, Joe Goff, 6’5″ tall, a game warden with the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department, walks past a 23-foot, 1-inch alligator that he shot and killed in their back yard.

So Corrine Was Talking To General Patton The Other Day

This is pretty good. And pretty accurate.

A Message from the Ghost of General Patton….

ATTENTION!

OK, you whining, panty-waisted, pathetic Maggots, it’s time for a little refresher course on exactly why we Americans occasionally have to fight wars.

See if you can tear yourself away from your “reality” TV and Starbucks for a minute, pull your head out of your ASS — and LISTEN UP!!

THIS is not “torture” or an “atrocity.” This is the kind of thing frat boys, sorority girls, and academy cadets do to newcomers.

Not nice but not an atrocity …..Certainly no reason to wring your hands or get your panties in a wad. THIS IS! an atrocity!

So Was This!!!

So Was This!!!

So Was This!!!

So Was This!!!

Islam, a peaceful religion??? Millions of these sons-of-bitches are plotting as we speak to destroy our country and our way of life any way they can. Some of them are here among us now. They don’t want to convert you and don’t want to rule you. You are a vile infestation of Allah’s paradise. They don’t give a shit how “progressive” you are, how peace-loving you are, or how much you sympathize with their cause. They want you DEAD, and think it is God’s will for them to do it! Some think if we give them a hug or listen to them then they’ll like us. And, if you agree, then you are a dumb ass! If they manage to get their hands on a nuke, chemical agents, or even some anthrax — you will wish to God we had hunted them down and killed THEM while we had the chance. Stop bitchin’ about your Health Care, Social Security, Gas Prices, and your measly 5.25% Unemployment Rate…and start worrying about you, your family’s , and your friends’ lives. How many more Americans must be beheaded –before you grow some balls for a change? You’ve fallen asleep AGAIN! And, you may not get another chance!

NOW GET OFF YOUR SORRY ASS-

and pass this on to any and every person you give-a-damn about… if you ever gave a damn about anything.

DISMISSED!!