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While keeping an eye on that troublemaker Canada, Corrine found this.
Canadian TV Comic tribute to Bill Clinton
It doesn’t matter what party you belong to – this is hilarious. From a show on Canadian TV.
There was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton. “Yep, that’s right – I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President.
Number 1 – He played the sax.
Number 2 – He smoked weed.
Number 3 – He had his way with ugly white women.
Even now look at him… his wife works, and he don’t, yet he gets a check from the government every month.
I met this woman the other night while I was out shopping. We just started talking. She was intelligent, funny, interesting and one sweet looking babe. She was very easy to talk to and easy on the eyes while talking. I never did get her name and I’ll probably never see her again. But I am a married man. She was just so easy to talk to, like you had known each other your entire lives. She is going to make some man very happy. She struck me as a rare personality. And she glowed with happiness.
Since I don’t know her real name, I’m going to call her The Special One. I have a feeling that she knows I’m talking about her.
It is nearly three miles farther to fly from Amarillo, Texas to Louisville, Kentucky than it is to return from Louisville to Amarillo.
The “nine lives” attributed to cats is probably due to their having nine primary whiskers.
The original inspiration for Barbie dolls comes from dolls developed by German propagandists in the late 1930s to impress young girls with the ideal notions of Aryan features. The proportions for Barbie were actually based on those of Eva Braun.
The Venezuelan brown bat can detect and dodge individual raindrops in mid-flight, arriving safely back at his cave completely dry.
The Mongolian pony is the only animal other than an elephant capable of fending off an attack by a healthy adult tiger.
Because of their unusual shape, Hershey’s Kisses contain more calories per ounce than the same amount of chocolate in other forms.
The French language has seventeen different words for “surrender.”
The average person can fit exactly one half of their pinky finger in one of their nostrils. However, if an attempt is made to put a pinky finger in EACH nostril, only one quarter of each will fit.
Showing off at a party one evening, Chopin played the entire “Minute Waltz” in under 10 seconds.
If the air in your car’s tires is not completely replaced every two years, it can turn to liquid and cause severe damage.
If you tar and feather a 2×4 and place it in your yard, it will ward off bats.
The largest home in the United States, North Carolina’s Biltmore House, was originally intended to be the official residence of a new monarchy to be established when the South rose again.
The Toltec calendar was based on a 360-day year, with each day being about 24 hours and 20 minutes long.
The universal size of the credit card is based entirely on the size of the 1960s US Communist Party membership card. Credit cards were designed so that they wouldn’t cause the Communist Party card to stand out.
Nobody born in Kentucky has ever been elected to Congress.
Sweet sent me this photo that seems to beg for a caption. Put your best one in the comments for future publication. Here is mine.
Even at this tender age, Johnny’s parents knew he was destined to be a proctologist.
And the latest captions.
Hey bro, I am just seeing where the ants are going.
Mom’s wrong. I don’t see your head up there.
There’s writing here. It says, “Exit Only”.
Great proctologist, he is very resourceful – he always uses all of his fingers.
Tootsie Rolls? I thought all the Halloween Candy was GONE!!!
I’m always willing to give a hand, butt, this is going too far…
Damn, I could’ve swore I stashed 4 quarters here yesterday.
Richard Gere and Gerbil Boy, circa 1959.
While keeping an eye on that troublemaker Canada, Corrine found this.
Canadian TV Comic tribute to Bill Clinton
It doesn’t matter what party you belong to – this is hilarious. From a show on Canadian TV.
There was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton. “Yep, that’s right – I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President.
Number 1 – He played the sax.
Number 2 – He smoked weed.
Number 3 – He had his way with ugly white women.
Even now look at him… his wife works, and he don’t, yet he gets a check from the government every month.
I met this woman the other night while I was out shopping. We just started talking. She was intelligent, funny, interesting and one sweet looking babe. She was very easy to talk to and easy on the eyes while talking. I never did get her name and I’ll probably never see her again. But I am a married man. She was just so easy to talk to, like you had known each other your entire lives. She is going to make some man very happy. She struck me as a rare personality. And she glowed with happiness.
Since I don’t know her real name, I’m going to call her The Special One. I have a feeling that she knows I’m talking about her.
It is nearly three miles farther to fly from Amarillo, Texas to Louisville, Kentucky than it is to return from Louisville to Amarillo.
The “nine lives” attributed to cats is probably due to their having nine primary whiskers.
The original inspiration for Barbie dolls comes from dolls developed by German propagandists in the late 1930s to impress young girls with the ideal notions of Aryan features. The proportions for Barbie were actually based on those of Eva Braun.
The Venezuelan brown bat can detect and dodge individual raindrops in mid-flight, arriving safely back at his cave completely dry.
The Mongolian pony is the only animal other than an elephant capable of fending off an attack by a healthy adult tiger.
Because of their unusual shape, Hershey’s Kisses contain more calories per ounce than the same amount of chocolate in other forms.
The French language has seventeen different words for “surrender.”
The average person can fit exactly one half of their pinky finger in one of their nostrils. However, if an attempt is made to put a pinky finger in EACH nostril, only one quarter of each will fit.
Showing off at a party one evening, Chopin played the entire “Minute Waltz” in under 10 seconds.
If the air in your car’s tires is not completely replaced every two years, it can turn to liquid and cause severe damage.
If you tar and feather a 2×4 and place it in your yard, it will ward off bats.
The largest home in the United States, North Carolina’s Biltmore House, was originally intended to be the official residence of a new monarchy to be established when the South rose again.
The Toltec calendar was based on a 360-day year, with each day being about 24 hours and 20 minutes long.
The universal size of the credit card is based entirely on the size of the 1960s US Communist Party membership card. Credit cards were designed so that they wouldn’t cause the Communist Party card to stand out.
Nobody born in Kentucky has ever been elected to Congress.
Sweet sent me this photo that seems to beg for a caption. Put your best one in the comments for future publication. Here is mine.
Even at this tender age, Johnny’s parents knew he was destined to be a proctologist.
And the latest captions.
Hey bro, I am just seeing where the ants are going.
Mom’s wrong. I don’t see your head up there.
There’s writing here. It says, “Exit Only”.
Great proctologist, he is very resourceful – he always uses all of his fingers.
Tootsie Rolls? I thought all the Halloween Candy was GONE!!!
I’m always willing to give a hand, butt, this is going too far…
Damn, I could’ve swore I stashed 4 quarters here yesterday.
Richard Gere and Gerbil Boy, circa 1959.
Corrine found herself a big old gator. And I mean big!
Date: Sun, 21 May 2006
This alligator was found between Athens and Palestine, Texas near a house.
Game wardens were forced to shoot the alligator – guess he wouldn’t cooperate…
Anita and Charlie Rogers could hear the bellowing in the night.
Their neighbors had been telling them that they had seen a mammoth alligator in the waterway that runs behind their house, but they dismissed the stories as exaggerations.
“I didn’t believe it,” Charles Rogers said.
Friday they realized the stories were, if anything, understated!
Texas Parks and Wildlife game wardens had to shoot the beast, Joe Goff, 6’5″ tall, a game warden with the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department, walks past a 23-foot, 1-inch alligator that he shot and killed in their back yard.
Corrine found herself a big old gator. And I mean big!
Date: Sun, 21 May 2006
This alligator was found between Athens and Palestine, Texas near a house.
Game wardens were forced to shoot the alligator – guess he wouldn’t cooperate…
Anita and Charlie Rogers could hear the bellowing in the night.
Their neighbors had been telling them that they had seen a mammoth alligator in the waterway that runs behind their house, but they dismissed the stories as exaggerations.
“I didn’t believe it,” Charles Rogers said.
Friday they realized the stories were, if anything, understated!
Texas Parks and Wildlife game wardens had to shoot the beast, Joe Goff, 6’5″ tall, a game warden with the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department, walks past a 23-foot, 1-inch alligator that he shot and killed in their back yard.
Corrine found herself a big old gator. And I mean big!
Date: Sun, 21 May 2006
This alligator was found between Athens and Palestine, Texas near a house.
Game wardens were forced to shoot the alligator – guess he wouldn’t cooperate…
Anita and Charlie Rogers could hear the bellowing in the night.
Their neighbors had been telling them that they had seen a mammoth alligator in the waterway that runs behind their house, but they dismissed the stories as exaggerations.
“I didn’t believe it,” Charles Rogers said.
Friday they realized the stories were, if anything, understated!
Texas Parks and Wildlife game wardens had to shoot the beast, Joe Goff, 6’5″ tall, a game warden with the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department, walks past a 23-foot, 1-inch alligator that he shot and killed in their back yard.
Corrine found herself a big old gator. And I mean big!
Date: Sun, 21 May 2006
This alligator was found between Athens and Palestine, Texas near a house.
Game wardens were forced to shoot the alligator – guess he wouldn’t cooperate…
Anita and Charlie Rogers could hear the bellowing in the night.
Their neighbors had been telling them that they had seen a mammoth alligator in the waterway that runs behind their house, but they dismissed the stories as exaggerations.
“I didn’t believe it,” Charles Rogers said.
Friday they realized the stories were, if anything, understated!
Texas Parks and Wildlife game wardens had to shoot the beast, Joe Goff, 6’5″ tall, a game warden with the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department, walks past a 23-foot, 1-inch alligator that he shot and killed in their back yard.
Corrine found herself a big old gator. And I mean big!
Date: Sun, 21 May 2006
This alligator was found between Athens and Palestine, Texas near a house.
Game wardens were forced to shoot the alligator – guess he wouldn’t cooperate…
Anita and Charlie Rogers could hear the bellowing in the night.
Their neighbors had been telling them that they had seen a mammoth alligator in the waterway that runs behind their house, but they dismissed the stories as exaggerations.
“I didn’t believe it,” Charles Rogers said.
Friday they realized the stories were, if anything, understated!
Texas Parks and Wildlife game wardens had to shoot the beast, Joe Goff, 6’5″ tall, a game warden with the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department, walks past a 23-foot, 1-inch alligator that he shot and killed in their back yard.
Corrine found herself a big old gator. And I mean big!
Date: Sun, 21 May 2006
This alligator was found between Athens and Palestine, Texas near a house.
Game wardens were forced to shoot the alligator – guess he wouldn’t cooperate…
Anita and Charlie Rogers could hear the bellowing in the night.
Their neighbors had been telling them that they had seen a mammoth alligator in the waterway that runs behind their house, but they dismissed the stories as exaggerations.
“I didn’t believe it,” Charles Rogers said.
Friday they realized the stories were, if anything, understated!
Texas Parks and Wildlife game wardens had to shoot the beast, Joe Goff, 6’5″ tall, a game warden with the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department, walks past a 23-foot, 1-inch alligator that he shot and killed in their back yard.
Corrine found herself a big old gator. And I mean big!
Date: Sun, 21 May 2006
This alligator was found between Athens and Palestine, Texas near a house.
Game wardens were forced to shoot the alligator – guess he wouldn’t cooperate…
Anita and Charlie Rogers could hear the bellowing in the night.
Their neighbors had been telling them that they had seen a mammoth alligator in the waterway that runs behind their house, but they dismissed the stories as exaggerations.
“I didn’t believe it,” Charles Rogers said.
Friday they realized the stories were, if anything, understated!
Texas Parks and Wildlife game wardens had to shoot the beast, Joe Goff, 6’5″ tall, a game warden with the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department, walks past a 23-foot, 1-inch alligator that he shot and killed in their back yard.
Corrine found herself a big old gator. And I mean big!
Date: Sun, 21 May 2006
This alligator was found between Athens and Palestine, Texas near a house.
Game wardens were forced to shoot the alligator – guess he wouldn’t cooperate…
Anita and Charlie Rogers could hear the bellowing in the night.
Their neighbors had been telling them that they had seen a mammoth alligator in the waterway that runs behind their house, but they dismissed the stories as exaggerations.
“I didn’t believe it,” Charles Rogers said.
Friday they realized the stories were, if anything, understated!
Texas Parks and Wildlife game wardens had to shoot the beast, Joe Goff, 6’5″ tall, a game warden with the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department, walks past a 23-foot, 1-inch alligator that he shot and killed in their back yard.
Corrine found herself a big old gator. And I mean big!
Date: Sun, 21 May 2006
This alligator was found between Athens and Palestine, Texas near a house.
Game wardens were forced to shoot the alligator – guess he wouldn’t cooperate…
Anita and Charlie Rogers could hear the bellowing in the night.
Their neighbors had been telling them that they had seen a mammoth alligator in the waterway that runs behind their house, but they dismissed the stories as exaggerations.
“I didn’t believe it,” Charles Rogers said.
Friday they realized the stories were, if anything, understated!
Texas Parks and Wildlife game wardens had to shoot the beast, Joe Goff, 6’5″ tall, a game warden with the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department, walks past a 23-foot, 1-inch alligator that he shot and killed in their back yard.
Corrine found herself a big old gator. And I mean big!
Date: Sun, 21 May 2006
This alligator was found between Athens and Palestine, Texas near a house.
Game wardens were forced to shoot the alligator – guess he wouldn’t cooperate…
Anita and Charlie Rogers could hear the bellowing in the night.
Their neighbors had been telling them that they had seen a mammoth alligator in the waterway that runs behind their house, but they dismissed the stories as exaggerations.
“I didn’t believe it,” Charles Rogers said.
Friday they realized the stories were, if anything, understated!
Texas Parks and Wildlife game wardens had to shoot the beast, Joe Goff, 6’5″ tall, a game warden with the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department, walks past a 23-foot, 1-inch alligator that he shot and killed in their back yard.
Corrine found herself a big old gator. And I mean big!
Date: Sun, 21 May 2006
This alligator was found between Athens and Palestine, Texas near a house.
Game wardens were forced to shoot the alligator – guess he wouldn’t cooperate…
Anita and Charlie Rogers could hear the bellowing in the night.
Their neighbors had been telling them that they had seen a mammoth alligator in the waterway that runs behind their house, but they dismissed the stories as exaggerations.
“I didn’t believe it,” Charles Rogers said.
Friday they realized the stories were, if anything, understated!
Texas Parks and Wildlife game wardens had to shoot the beast, Joe Goff, 6’5″ tall, a game warden with the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department, walks past a 23-foot, 1-inch alligator that he shot and killed in their back yard.
Corrine found herself a big old gator. And I mean big!
Date: Sun, 21 May 2006
This alligator was found between Athens and Palestine, Texas near a house.
Game wardens were forced to shoot the alligator – guess he wouldn’t cooperate…
Anita and Charlie Rogers could hear the bellowing in the night.
Their neighbors had been telling them that they had seen a mammoth alligator in the waterway that runs behind their house, but they dismissed the stories as exaggerations.
“I didn’t believe it,” Charles Rogers said.
Friday they realized the stories were, if anything, understated!
Texas Parks and Wildlife game wardens had to shoot the beast, Joe Goff, 6’5″ tall, a game warden with the Texas Parks and Wildlife Department, walks past a 23-foot, 1-inch alligator that he shot and killed in their back yard.
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