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Here is a quiz to tell you how sleazy you are. Have fun with this one.
1. Ever tried alcohol? (1 point)
2. Ever been drunk? (2 points)
3. Ever play drinking games? (2 points)
4. Ever fall down because you drank too much? (3 points)
5. Ever drink enough to throw up? (4 points)
(bonus: Throwing up on another person — 1 point)
6. Ever wake up and not remember what you did the night before? (5 points)
7. Ever been forcibly removed from a bar? (8 points)
8. Ever participated in/finished a pub crawl? (5 points)
9. Do you drink regularly/ at least 3 times a week? (3 points)
(bonus: 1 point for each additional day –max.
7 points)
10. Ever fall asleep/pass out in a bar? (4 points)
11. Ever laughed at a physically or mentally handicapped person? (2 points)
12. Ever laughed at someone else’s misfortune? (1 point)
13. Ever try pot, hash, or magic mushrooms? (4 points for each one tried)
14. Do you do drugs regularly? (4 points) (bonus: at least 4 times a week — 4 points)
15. Ever bought “soft” drugs? (4 points)
16. Ever sell drugs? (8 points)
17. Ever sell drugs to support a drug habit? (12 points)
18. Ever used barbiturates? (8 points)
19. Ever used hallucinogens? (8 points)
20. Ever used narcotics? (10 points)
21. Ever been stoned or drunk for more than 48 hours? (8 points)
22. Ever been on a date? (2 points)
23. Ever been felt up or groped? (2 points) (bonus: to orgasm — 2 points)
24. Ever had sexual intercourse? (6 points) (bonus: on first date — 2 points)
25. Ever had a bath or shower with the opposite sex? (5 points)
26. Ever paid for sex? (8 points)
27. Ever taken advantage of someone while they were stoned or drunk? (4 points)
28. Ever get someone stoned or drunk to obtain sexual favors and succeed? (8 points)
29. Ever engage in oral sex? (4 points) (bonus: to orgasm — 2 points)
30. Ever engage in anal sex? (6 points) (bonus: to orgasm — 2 points)
31. Ever engage in the 69 position? (4 points)
32. Ever contract an STD (Sexually Transmitted Disease)? (12 points)
33. Ever had sex without a contraceptive? (4 points)
34. Ever had or knowingly been responsible for an abortion? (12 points)
35. Ever had sex with two or more partners in a week? (4 points)
36. Ever had sex with more than one person at a time? (9 points)
37. Ever had sex in a public place? (6 points)
38. Ever had carpet burns as a result of a sexual act? (4 points)
39. Ever engage in sexual activity with a member of the same sex? (10 points)
40. Ever practiced bondage, masochism or sadism for sexual gratification? (8 points)
41. Ever used sex toys? (6 points)
42. Ever pass out during sex? (5 points)
43. Ever been responsible for losing someone else’s virginity? (4 points)
44. Ever masturbated while talking on the phone? (3 points)
45. Ever bought something in a sex shop? (3 points)
46. Ever licked or had someone lick
An eyeball — 2 points
Toes — 1 point
Ears — 1 point
Anus — 5 points (add 5 points if you licked YOUR OWN anus)
47. Ever had sex with a relative? (5 points)
48. Ever make someone else sleep in the wet spot? (6 points)
49. Does necrophilia, pedophilia or bestiality turn you on? (20 points)
50. Ever been arrested? (8 points) (bonus: If convicted — 7 points)
“Scoring:”
0- 20 A life with the church is too corrupt for you.
21- 40 You barely make our scale.
41- 60 Approaching normal. You aren’t much fun on a date.
61-100 Normal. You use your right hand like everybody else.
101-130 Above average. You’ve got a few tricks below the belt.
131-160 You’re a social menace.
161-200 You’re a danger to society. Who let you out on a day pass?
200+ You’re going straight to hell.
Fathers Day is coming. What are you going to do? You want to give him what he wants, right? So why, when Father’s Day rolls around, do we buy endless ties and “message” T shirts? Is the way to his heart through his clothes? Not likely. It’s the stomach, people, and that means good food. For many men, good food comes in the form of a great steak. So what if you’re not a steak eater, or you eat it only in restaurants and the thought of purchasing a raw slab scares you to death? Fear not. It’s not that complicated, really. Even a caveman can handle this job. It’s important to know your cuts of meat before planning the menu. You don’t want to cook the dad in your life a tasteless, tough piece of leather. You might not notice the difference, but let’s face it – he will. Since you’ll likely be grilling, it’s important to know the best cuts of meat for the grill. You want to choose the most tender portions of meat for grilling. Experts generally consider these cuts of beef to be the best for grilling: – Rib Eye – T-Bone – Porterhouse – Strip steak (like New York steak) If there is the word “loin” on the package, you’re in good shape, though most grill experts agree the T-bone is the most superior cut of beef for grilling. It stays tender and juicy, and is thick enough to withstand a fair amount of time on the grill without overcooking. Stay away from top round or anything with “round” or “chuck” in the name. These will not cook well on the grill. Flank steak and London broil can also be tough. Next, it’s important to know how to choose a steak. Don’t just grab the first package that looks good to you. Look for some good marbling in the steak. Yes, this is another word for fat. But we’re not cooking for the dieter in the family on this special day, we’re trying to give dad a good steak, remember? Those little bits of fat scattered about the steak will essentially melt while the meat is cooking, giving the meat a rich and more tender flavor. In that same vein, don’t trim the fat from your steak before cooking. It might be the diet book author in you coming out, but that thick layer of fat around your steak is what will give the steak a wonderful juicy quality and rich flavor. You can cook the steak, and then trim the fat, but cook the steak while it’s still dressed in its fat clothes. It’s worth it. Do you need to buy a “name brand” steak? Experts say it’s not necessary, even though branded meat is a new commodity and becoming more widely available. Nor is it necessary to choose a steak from a butcher shop or from behind the glass window in the meat department at your local grocery store. Usually the pre-packaged steaks are the same you would get from behind the glass, and since the butcher is a dying breed, you could certainly go that route if you have a neighborhood butcher, but if not, a good quality grocery store will provide what you need. Finally, it’s important to know your grades of steak. – Prime is the top grade, and it features the most marbling and is the most tender, but most of us don’t have access to this grade in mainstream grocery stores. This is often what you get in a restaurant. – Choice is the best grade most of us can get in the grocery store. But choice does not guarantee high quality as this grade encompasses meat that can be almost as good as prime, or almost as bad as select, our next grade. – Select beef is the most lean and least expensive beef and is the grade of beef most commonly found in your grocery store meat case. Since this is Father’s Day, try to find choice and splurge a little.
The largest on water party of the year is Aquapalooza.
Here is a link to events held by Harley Davidson this Summer.
Here is a quiz to tell you how sleazy you are. Have fun with this one.
1. Ever tried alcohol? (1 point)
2. Ever been drunk? (2 points)
3. Ever play drinking games? (2 points)
4. Ever fall down because you drank too much? (3 points)
5. Ever drink enough to throw up? (4 points)
(bonus: Throwing up on another person — 1 point)
6. Ever wake up and not remember what you did the night before? (5 points)
7. Ever been forcibly removed from a bar? (8 points)
8. Ever participated in/finished a pub crawl? (5 points)
9. Do you drink regularly/ at least 3 times a week? (3 points)
(bonus: 1 point for each additional day –max.
7 points)
10. Ever fall asleep/pass out in a bar? (4 points)
11. Ever laughed at a physically or mentally handicapped person? (2 points)
12. Ever laughed at someone else’s misfortune? (1 point)
13. Ever try pot, hash, or magic mushrooms? (4 points for each one tried)
14. Do you do drugs regularly? (4 points) (bonus: at least 4 times a week — 4 points)
15. Ever bought “soft” drugs? (4 points)
16. Ever sell drugs? (8 points)
17. Ever sell drugs to support a drug habit? (12 points)
18. Ever used barbiturates? (8 points)
19. Ever used hallucinogens? (8 points)
20. Ever used narcotics? (10 points)
21. Ever been stoned or drunk for more than 48 hours? (8 points)
22. Ever been on a date? (2 points)
23. Ever been felt up or groped? (2 points) (bonus: to orgasm — 2 points)
24. Ever had sexual intercourse? (6 points) (bonus: on first date — 2 points)
25. Ever had a bath or shower with the opposite sex? (5 points)
26. Ever paid for sex? (8 points)
27. Ever taken advantage of someone while they were stoned or drunk? (4 points)
28. Ever get someone stoned or drunk to obtain sexual favors and succeed? (8 points)
29. Ever engage in oral sex? (4 points) (bonus: to orgasm — 2 points)
30. Ever engage in anal sex? (6 points) (bonus: to orgasm — 2 points)
31. Ever engage in the 69 position? (4 points)
32. Ever contract an STD (Sexually Transmitted Disease)? (12 points)
33. Ever had sex without a contraceptive? (4 points)
34. Ever had or knowingly been responsible for an abortion? (12 points)
35. Ever had sex with two or more partners in a week? (4 points)
36. Ever had sex with more than one person at a time? (9 points)
37. Ever had sex in a public place? (6 points)
38. Ever had carpet burns as a result of a sexual act? (4 points)
39. Ever engage in sexual activity with a member of the same sex? (10 points)
40. Ever practiced bondage, masochism or sadism for sexual gratification? (8 points)
41. Ever used sex toys? (6 points)
42. Ever pass out during sex? (5 points)
43. Ever been responsible for losing someone else’s virginity? (4 points)
44. Ever masturbated while talking on the phone? (3 points)
45. Ever bought something in a sex shop? (3 points)
46. Ever licked or had someone lick
An eyeball — 2 points
Toes — 1 point
Ears — 1 point
Anus — 5 points (add 5 points if you licked YOUR OWN anus)
47. Ever had sex with a relative? (5 points)
48. Ever make someone else sleep in the wet spot? (6 points)
49. Does necrophilia, pedophilia or bestiality turn you on? (20 points)
50. Ever been arrested? (8 points) (bonus: If convicted — 7 points)
“Scoring:”
0- 20 A life with the church is too corrupt for you.
21- 40 You barely make our scale.
41- 60 Approaching normal. You aren’t much fun on a date.
61-100 Normal. You use your right hand like everybody else.
101-130 Above average. You’ve got a few tricks below the belt.
131-160 You’re a social menace.
161-200 You’re a danger to society. Who let you out on a day pass?
200+ You’re going straight to hell.
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The largest on water party of the year is Aquapalooza.
Have you heard of the World Cup? This is where men from all over the world come together to show off the world’s worst haircuts.
Here is a link to events held by Harley Davidson this Summer.
These button collections were sent in by both Sweet and Corrine. And these are just the ones I could publish. You should have seen the others. These women are vicious.
Vicious I tell you!
Corrine has brought me the Age Gauge. It shows you what was going on in history and how old you were at the time. It also compares your age to people of note. Thanks Corrine for this novel application.
I feel old now.
Fathers Day is coming. What are you going to do? You want to give him what he wants, right? So why, when Father’s Day rolls around, do we buy endless ties and “message” T shirts? Is the way to his heart through his clothes? Not likely. It’s the stomach, people, and that means good food. For many men, good food comes in the form of a great steak. So what if you’re not a steak eater, or you eat it only in restaurants and the thought of purchasing a raw slab scares you to death? Fear not. It’s not that complicated, really. Even a caveman can handle this job. It’s important to know your cuts of meat before planning the menu. You don’t want to cook the dad in your life a tasteless, tough piece of leather. You might not notice the difference, but let’s face it – he will. Since you’ll likely be grilling, it’s important to know the best cuts of meat for the grill. You want to choose the most tender portions of meat for grilling. Experts generally consider these cuts of beef to be the best for grilling: – Rib Eye – T-Bone – Porterhouse – Strip steak (like New York steak) If there is the word “loin” on the package, you’re in good shape, though most grill experts agree the T-bone is the most superior cut of beef for grilling. It stays tender and juicy, and is thick enough to withstand a fair amount of time on the grill without overcooking. Stay away from top round or anything with “round” or “chuck” in the name. These will not cook well on the grill. Flank steak and London broil can also be tough. Next, it’s important to know how to choose a steak. Don’t just grab the first package that looks good to you. Look for some good marbling in the steak. Yes, this is another word for fat. But we’re not cooking for the dieter in the family on this special day, we’re trying to give dad a good steak, remember? Those little bits of fat scattered about the steak will essentially melt while the meat is cooking, giving the meat a rich and more tender flavor. In that same vein, don’t trim the fat from your steak before cooking. It might be the diet book author in you coming out, but that thick layer of fat around your steak is what will give the steak a wonderful juicy quality and rich flavor. You can cook the steak, and then trim the fat, but cook the steak while it’s still dressed in its fat clothes. It’s worth it. Do you need to buy a “name brand” steak? Experts say it’s not necessary, even though branded meat is a new commodity and becoming more widely available. Nor is it necessary to choose a steak from a butcher shop or from behind the glass window in the meat department at your local grocery store. Usually the pre-packaged steaks are the same you would get from behind the glass, and since the butcher is a dying breed, you could certainly go that route if you have a neighborhood butcher, but if not, a good quality grocery store will provide what you need. Finally, it’s important to know your grades of steak. – Prime is the top grade, and it features the most marbling and is the most tender, but most of us don’t have access to this grade in mainstream grocery stores. This is often what you get in a restaurant. – Choice is the best grade most of us can get in the grocery store. But choice does not guarantee high quality as this grade encompasses meat that can be almost as good as prime, or almost as bad as select, our next grade. – Select beef is the most lean and least expensive beef and is the grade of beef most commonly found in your grocery store meat case. Since this is Father’s Day, try to find choice and splurge a little.
.
These button collections were sent in by both Sweet and Corrine. And these are just the ones I could publish. You should have seen the others. These women are vicious.
Vicious I tell you!
Here is a quiz to tell you how sleazy you are. Have fun with this one.
1. Ever tried alcohol? (1 point)
2. Ever been drunk? (2 points)
3. Ever play drinking games? (2 points)
4. Ever fall down because you drank too much? (3 points)
5. Ever drink enough to throw up? (4 points)
(bonus: Throwing up on another person — 1 point)
6. Ever wake up and not remember what you did the night before? (5 points)
7. Ever been forcibly removed from a bar? (8 points)
8. Ever participated in/finished a pub crawl? (5 points)
9. Do you drink regularly/ at least 3 times a week? (3 points)
(bonus: 1 point for each additional day –max.
7 points)
10. Ever fall asleep/pass out in a bar? (4 points)
11. Ever laughed at a physically or mentally handicapped person? (2 points)
12. Ever laughed at someone else’s misfortune? (1 point)
13. Ever try pot, hash, or magic mushrooms? (4 points for each one tried)
14. Do you do drugs regularly? (4 points) (bonus: at least 4 times a week — 4 points)
15. Ever bought “soft” drugs? (4 points)
16. Ever sell drugs? (8 points)
17. Ever sell drugs to support a drug habit? (12 points)
18. Ever used barbiturates? (8 points)
19. Ever used hallucinogens? (8 points)
20. Ever used narcotics? (10 points)
21. Ever been stoned or drunk for more than 48 hours? (8 points)
22. Ever been on a date? (2 points)
23. Ever been felt up or groped? (2 points) (bonus: to orgasm — 2 points)
24. Ever had sexual intercourse? (6 points) (bonus: on first date — 2 points)
25. Ever had a bath or shower with the opposite sex? (5 points)
26. Ever paid for sex? (8 points)
27. Ever taken advantage of someone while they were stoned or drunk? (4 points)
28. Ever get someone stoned or drunk to obtain sexual favors and succeed? (8 points)
29. Ever engage in oral sex? (4 points) (bonus: to orgasm — 2 points)
30. Ever engage in anal sex? (6 points) (bonus: to orgasm — 2 points)
31. Ever engage in the 69 position? (4 points)
32. Ever contract an STD (Sexually Transmitted Disease)? (12 points)
33. Ever had sex without a contraceptive? (4 points)
34. Ever had or knowingly been responsible for an abortion? (12 points)
35. Ever had sex with two or more partners in a week? (4 points)
36. Ever had sex with more than one person at a time? (9 points)
37. Ever had sex in a public place? (6 points)
38. Ever had carpet burns as a result of a sexual act? (4 points)
39. Ever engage in sexual activity with a member of the same sex? (10 points)
40. Ever practiced bondage, masochism or sadism for sexual gratification? (8 points)
41. Ever used sex toys? (6 points)
42. Ever pass out during sex? (5 points)
43. Ever been responsible for losing someone else’s virginity? (4 points)
44. Ever masturbated while talking on the phone? (3 points)
45. Ever bought something in a sex shop? (3 points)
46. Ever licked or had someone lick
An eyeball — 2 points
Toes — 1 point
Ears — 1 point
Anus — 5 points (add 5 points if you licked YOUR OWN anus)
47. Ever had sex with a relative? (5 points)
48. Ever make someone else sleep in the wet spot? (6 points)
49. Does necrophilia, pedophilia or bestiality turn you on? (20 points)
50. Ever been arrested? (8 points) (bonus: If convicted — 7 points)
“Scoring:”
0- 20 A life with the church is too corrupt for you.
21- 40 You barely make our scale.
41- 60 Approaching normal. You aren’t much fun on a date.
61-100 Normal. You use your right hand like everybody else.
101-130 Above average. You’ve got a few tricks below the belt.
131-160 You’re a social menace.
161-200 You’re a danger to society. Who let you out on a day pass?
200+ You’re going straight to hell.
Corrine has brought me the Age Gauge. It shows you what was going on in history and how old you were at the time. It also compares your age to people of note. Thanks Corrine for this novel application.
I feel old now.
The largest on water party of the year is Aquapalooza.
Tramps Riverbank II 
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