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I’m just the messenger.
…between a moron and a stupid moron?
Damn right, it’s better than yours,
I could teach you, but I’d have to charge.
I wonder if this is what that song was about.
Cocaine in ice cream nets criminal charges
RICHMOND — A motorist was arrested and charged with possession of a controlled substance after two rocks of crack cocaine were found in his ice cream.
Oscar Martinez, 41, of Richmond, had been pulled over by Police Officer David Bentley late Sunday after Bentley said he failed to stop at a pedestrian crossing.
When Bentley saw the melting banana split on the front floorboard of Martinez’s car, he noticed that it was topped with a square-shaped object that turned out to be crack cocaine.
This also from Joe who seems to be on a roll.
This is from a blog called Whatever. This guy knows *deleted*.
UPDATE: I was just about to post this, saying his blog was good and he was intelligent. I was going to promote his site, but then I checked it today to get the URL and I found this.
This isn’t what bothers me, really. What bothers me is the following quote:
But Merritt Island motorcyclist and helmet law opponent Dave Carroll said the helmet law debate is misguided.
“What causes most of the crashes is cars,” he said. “Usually, it’s the car driver turning left at an intersection and causing an accident because they didn’t see us coming.”
You know what? If someone believes they shouldn’t have to wear a motorcycle helmet because the accident is someone else’s fault, the fact is I don’t want that person to wear a helmet. Because that person is clearly too damn stupid to live.For the rest of you, I’ll merely remind you of what you no doubt already know, which is that your brains will splatter themselves across the pavement just as readily when the accident is someone else’s fault as they will when it is yours.
Nice going jackass. You’ve just turned every biker in America against you. Of course we bikers should have to suffer because jackasses like you don’t know how to drive. At least you admit it’s your fault. Try fixing the problem on your end instead of wanting us to protect ourselves from morons like you. Yeah, I am going to leave a link to his site. Maybe some of you would like to leave him a comment. Here.
You know, screw his writing tips. We don’t need advice from someone as apparently stupid as this fellow seems to be.
FURTHER UPDATE: This guy’s site only takes comments from people he OK’s. Yeah, I could do that too. If I were a pussy. But I’m not. You wanna bust my chops for something I said, go ahead. All comments are posted here, good or bad. And if I ever say anything as dumb as this guy, I’ll kick my own ass.
Like Geno, I ain’t scared.
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Thanks to Joe for this picture. It was too good to pass up.
Here are some more true facts. Pay special attention to the second one in case a spammer pisses you off.
Catfish are the only animals that naturally have an ODD number of whiskers.
Replying more than 100 times to the same piece of spam e-mail will overwhelm the sender’s system and interfere with their ability to send any more spam.
Polar bears can eat as many as 86 penguins in a single sitting.
The first McDonald’s restaurant opened for business in 1952 in Edinburgh, Scotland, and featured the McHaggis sandwich.
The Air Force’s F-117 fighter uses aerodynamics discovered during research into how bumblebees fly.
You *can* get blood from a stone, but only if contains at least 17 percent bauxite.
Silly Putty was “discovered” as the residue left behind after the first latex condoms were produced. It’s not widely publicized for obvious reasons.
Approximately one-sixth of your life is spent on Wednesdays.
The skin needed for elbow transplants must be taken from the scrotum of a cadaver.
The sport of jai alai originated from a game played by Incan priests who held cats by their tails and swung at leather balls. The cats would instinctively grab at the ball with their claws, thus enabling players to catch them.
A cat’s purr has the same romance-enhancing frequency as the voice of singer Barry White.
The typewriter was invented by Hungarian immigrant Qwert Yuiop, who left his “signature” on the keyboard.
The volume of water that the Giant Sequoia tree consumes in a 24-hour period contains enough suspended minerals to pave 17.3 feet of a 4-lane concrete freeway.
King Henry VIII slept with a gigantic axe.
Because printed materials are being replaced by CD-ROM, microfiche and the Internet, libraries that previously sank into their foundations under the weight of their books are now in danger of collapsing in extremely high winds.
This is from a blog called Whatever. This guy knows *deleted*.
UPDATE: I was just about to post this, saying his blog was good and he was intelligent. I was going to promote his site, but then I checked it today to get the URL and I found this.
This isn’t what bothers me, really. What bothers me is the following quote:
But Merritt Island motorcyclist and helmet law opponent Dave Carroll said the helmet law debate is misguided.
“What causes most of the crashes is cars,” he said. “Usually, it’s the car driver turning left at an intersection and causing an accident because they didn’t see us coming.”
You know what? If someone believes they shouldn’t have to wear a motorcycle helmet because the accident is someone else’s fault, the fact is I don’t want that person to wear a helmet. Because that person is clearly too damn stupid to live.For the rest of you, I’ll merely remind you of what you no doubt already know, which is that your brains will splatter themselves across the pavement just as readily when the accident is someone else’s fault as they will when it is yours.
Nice going jackass. You’ve just turned every biker in America against you. Of course we bikers should have to suffer because jackasses like you don’t know how to drive. At least you admit it’s your fault. Try fixing the problem on your end instead of wanting us to protect ourselves from morons like you. Yeah, I am going to leave a link to his site. Maybe some of you would like to leave him a comment. Here.
You know, screw his writing tips. We don’t need advice from someone as apparently stupid as this fellow seems to be.
FURTHER UPDATE: This guy’s site only takes comments from people he OK’s. Yeah, I could do that too. If I were a pussy. But I’m not. You wanna bust my chops for something I said, go ahead. All comments are posted here, good or bad. And if I ever say anything as dumb as this guy, I’ll kick my own ass.
Like Geno, I ain’t scared.
Here are some more true facts. Pay special attention to the second one in case a spammer pisses you off.
Catfish are the only animals that naturally have an ODD number of whiskers.
Replying more than 100 times to the same piece of spam e-mail will overwhelm the sender’s system and interfere with their ability to send any more spam.
Polar bears can eat as many as 86 penguins in a single sitting.
The first McDonald’s restaurant opened for business in 1952 in Edinburgh, Scotland, and featured the McHaggis sandwich.
The Air Force’s F-117 fighter uses aerodynamics discovered during research into how bumblebees fly.
You *can* get blood from a stone, but only if contains at least 17 percent bauxite.
Silly Putty was “discovered” as the residue left behind after the first latex condoms were produced. It’s not widely publicized for obvious reasons.
Approximately one-sixth of your life is spent on Wednesdays.
The skin needed for elbow transplants must be taken from the scrotum of a cadaver.
The sport of jai alai originated from a game played by Incan priests who held cats by their tails and swung at leather balls. The cats would instinctively grab at the ball with their claws, thus enabling players to catch them.
A cat’s purr has the same romance-enhancing frequency as the voice of singer Barry White.
The typewriter was invented by Hungarian immigrant Qwert Yuiop, who left his “signature” on the keyboard.
The volume of water that the Giant Sequoia tree consumes in a 24-hour period contains enough suspended minerals to pave 17.3 feet of a 4-lane concrete freeway.
King Henry VIII slept with a gigantic axe.
Because printed materials are being replaced by CD-ROM, microfiche and the Internet, libraries that previously sank into their foundations under the weight of their books are now in danger of collapsing in extremely high winds.
Here we are flying kites and drinking beer of course.
Here we are flying kites and drinking beer of course.
This is from a blog called Whatever. This guy knows *deleted*.
UPDATE: I was just about to post this, saying his blog was good and he was intelligent. I was going to promote his site, but then I checked it today to get the URL and I found this.
This isn’t what bothers me, really. What bothers me is the following quote:
But Merritt Island motorcyclist and helmet law opponent Dave Carroll said the helmet law debate is misguided.
“What causes most of the crashes is cars,” he said. “Usually, it’s the car driver turning left at an intersection and causing an accident because they didn’t see us coming.”
You know what? If someone believes they shouldn’t have to wear a motorcycle helmet because the accident is someone else’s fault, the fact is I don’t want that person to wear a helmet. Because that person is clearly too damn stupid to live.For the rest of you, I’ll merely remind you of what you no doubt already know, which is that your brains will splatter themselves across the pavement just as readily when the accident is someone else’s fault as they will when it is yours.
Nice going jackass. You’ve just turned every biker in America against you. Of course we bikers should have to suffer because jackasses like you don’t know how to drive. At least you admit it’s your fault. Try fixing the problem on your end instead of wanting us to protect ourselves from morons like you. Yeah, I am going to leave a link to his site. Maybe some of you would like to leave him a comment. Here.
You know, screw his writing tips. We don’t need advice from someone as apparently stupid as this fellow seems to be.
FURTHER UPDATE: This guy’s site only takes comments from people he OK’s. Yeah, I could do that too. If I were a pussy. But I’m not. You wanna bust my chops for something I said, go ahead. All comments are posted here, good or bad. And if I ever say anything as dumb as this guy, I’ll kick my own ass.
Like Geno, I ain’t scared.
Here are some more true facts. Pay special attention to the second one in case a spammer pisses you off.
Catfish are the only animals that naturally have an ODD number of whiskers.
Replying more than 100 times to the same piece of spam e-mail will overwhelm the sender’s system and interfere with their ability to send any more spam.
Polar bears can eat as many as 86 penguins in a single sitting.
The first McDonald’s restaurant opened for business in 1952 in Edinburgh, Scotland, and featured the McHaggis sandwich.
The Air Force’s F-117 fighter uses aerodynamics discovered during research into how bumblebees fly.
You *can* get blood from a stone, but only if contains at least 17 percent bauxite.
Silly Putty was “discovered” as the residue left behind after the first latex condoms were produced. It’s not widely publicized for obvious reasons.
Approximately one-sixth of your life is spent on Wednesdays.
The skin needed for elbow transplants must be taken from the scrotum of a cadaver.
The sport of jai alai originated from a game played by Incan priests who held cats by their tails and swung at leather balls. The cats would instinctively grab at the ball with their claws, thus enabling players to catch them.
A cat’s purr has the same romance-enhancing frequency as the voice of singer Barry White.
The typewriter was invented by Hungarian immigrant Qwert Yuiop, who left his “signature” on the keyboard.
The volume of water that the Giant Sequoia tree consumes in a 24-hour period contains enough suspended minerals to pave 17.3 feet of a 4-lane concrete freeway.
King Henry VIII slept with a gigantic axe.
Because printed materials are being replaced by CD-ROM, microfiche and the Internet, libraries that previously sank into their foundations under the weight of their books are now in danger of collapsing in extremely high winds.
Here we are flying kites and drinking beer of course.
Go on, guess.
No doughnuts for me, please
Officer takes a break after bagging world eating title
Walworth County Jail Training Sgt. Howard Sawyers hasn’t been in a hurry to eat doughnuts these days.
ELKHORN, Wisconsin (AP) — What kind of officer swears off doughnuts for a year?
In this case, one who ate 13 of them in three minutes, good enough to earn the title of world champion doughnut-eating officer.
Walworth County Jail Training Sgt. Howard Sawyers, who accomplished the feat last month at a law enforcement convention, said since then he has not been in a hurry to have another one.
Sawyers finished third in the competition last year but said he discovered a championship technique this year — dunking the doughnuts in water to make them soggy.
“You rip ’em, you dunk them, and you shove,” he said.
But doesn’t a soaked doughnut lose its taste?
“When you have 13 doughnuts in three minutes, you’re not worried too much about taste,” Sawyers said.
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It’s just a tree.
Tramps Riverbank II 
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